Jedward – ‘Lipstick’

19 May 2011 Nostalgic for Ireland's Eurovision glory years? Or at least, nostalgic for Ireland reaching the final and therefore avoiding our now-annual national psychodrama at the crushing realisation that other countries may not actually love us as much as we crave? Then you're nostalgic for Jedward and their 2011-12 repping for Ireland, in which … Continue reading Jedward – ‘Lipstick’

The Pogues ft. Kirsty MacColl – ‘Fairytale Of New York’

12 December 1987 and 8 December 2023 Kirsty MacColl herself sings "you're cheap and you're haggard" in the version of 'Fairytale Of New York' in the video below. You'll also hear her sing that line in what we can call an alternative official version posted on The Pogues' own YouTube channel. So, "you're cheap and … Continue reading The Pogues ft. Kirsty MacColl – ‘Fairytale Of New York’

LMFAO ft. Lauren Bennett and GoonRock – ‘Party Rock Anthem’

21 April 2011 Fair play to LMFAO for giving good factoid. You may remember how the two lads, Redfoo and Sky Blu, are uncle and nephew. They're also the son and grandson respectively of Motown supremo Berry Gordy, so Redfoo has a half-sister who's Gordy's daughter with Diana Ross, a half-brother in '80s one-hit-wonder Rockwell, … Continue reading LMFAO ft. Lauren Bennett and GoonRock – ‘Party Rock Anthem’

Joe Dolan and The Drifters – ‘The House With The Whitewashed Gable’

20 February 1967 Challenge: listen to 'The House With The Whitewashed Gable' until the very end without cringing. It can't be done! If the twee "dum-dee-dum-dee-dum" or the shameless gable-Mabel rhyme don't get you, Joe's jaunty spoken-word "Hi!" will. (As explained before, The Drifters here aren't the US vocal group, just Joe's backing band, eventually … Continue reading Joe Dolan and The Drifters – ‘The House With The Whitewashed Gable’

Jennifer Lopez ft. Pitbull – ‘On The Floor’

14 April 2011 Pitbull: as if Conor McGregor and Vin Diesel had a child together but never showed it love. Normally at the first huff of his dour, humourless, sexist, talentless grunting I change my radio station to something more appealing, like the death notices. So, I'm only vaguely familiar with 'On The Floor' as … Continue reading Jennifer Lopez ft. Pitbull – ‘On The Floor’

Tom Jones – ‘Green, Green Grass Of Home’

5 December 1966 'Green, Green Grass Of Home' starts something of an Irish Christmas tradition: our Christmas number one record sung by—spoiler alert—someone in a police or prison cell ('Whiskey In The Jar', 'Fairytale Of New York') and, since he's about to be executed, presumably a killer too ('Whiskey In The Jar' also, 'Bohemian Rhapsody' … Continue reading Tom Jones – ‘Green, Green Grass Of Home’

Lady Gaga – ‘Born This Way’

17 February 2011 Here we are again: another of those gargantuan early-'10s Lady Gaga hits. The blaring, overproduced, identikit, corporate-level EDM track at the centre of all this event-release, expensive-video foofaraw is bland, cliched, and fatuous. Anyone at the time who recalled Madonna's 'Express Yourself'—and 'Born This Way' certainly helps to jog memories in that … Continue reading Lady Gaga – ‘Born This Way’