Bloodhound Gang – ‘The Bad Touch’

13 May 2000 As I write this, today's schedule on the Discovery Channel consists mostly of Wheeler Dealers, Alaskan Bush People, and UFO Witness. But hey, whatever turns you on! The funky, radio-friendly goofiness of its zero-entendre chorus is what ensured global one-hit wonder status for 'The Bad Touch'. Its verses are just tiring, laboured, … Continue reading Bloodhound Gang – ‘The Bad Touch’

All Saints – ‘Pure Shores’

26 February 2000 Our previous number one, Gabrielle's 'Rise', featured the sort of inspirational content now more associated with social media. We've seen a similar shift to Instagram with this number one's theme of literal travel as metaphorical journey of 'authentic' spiritual self-realisation. Alex Garland's The Beach, visualised by Danny Boyle's film adaptation, was a … Continue reading All Saints – ‘Pure Shores’

Britney Spears – ‘Born To Make You Happy’

22 January 2000 Our first new number one of the 2000s has a title more fitting to the 1950s. And still to come from Britney: 'I'm A Slave 4 U'; 'Overprotected'; 'I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman'; 'Toxic'. Scant retort comes from 'Stronger', with its clunky callback to the fatal loneliness of '...Baby … Continue reading Britney Spears – ‘Born To Make You Happy’

Westlife – ‘I Have a Dream’ / ‘Seasons In The Sun’

19 December 1999 How should we approach the landmark of the final Irish number one of the millennium? The same way we approached it at the time: ignore the symbolism completely and just put a Westlife single there. Not just any Westlife single, though - a double-A-side of covers of two remarkably dreadful songs. 'I … Continue reading Westlife – ‘I Have a Dream’ / ‘Seasons In The Sun’