Boyzone – ‘Every Day I Love You’

5 December 1999 Boyzone? Still? Really? Dinosaur-meets-asteroid is too vigorous an analogy, but the advent of Westlife, a prettier and squeakier-clean Boyzone but with at least two actual singers, surely made Ronan and company redundant in a swoop. This micro-drama is set within the niche confines of the Irish boyband underground. The rest of us … Continue reading Boyzone – ‘Every Day I Love You’

Westlife – ‘Flying Without Wings’

24 October 1999 Westlife again: what joy. If there's a signature Westlife song, assuming any one Westlife song can be picked out from the crowd of others, it's probably 'Flying Without Wings'. Lyrics that could double as wedding vows; vaguely gospel-spiritual musical setting; climactic key change; windswept cruciform poses in the video; check check check … Continue reading Westlife – ‘Flying Without Wings’

Lou Bega – ‘Mambo No. 5 (A Little Bit Of…)’

29 August 1999 It sounds obvious now, but I didn't realise at the time that this was essentially Perez 'Prez' Prado of 'Guaglione' Guinness ad fame scoring his second Irish number one of the '90s, garnished with some Euro-disco effects and leery lyrics. But yes, 'Mambo No. 5' ploughs the 'Guaglione' furrow until it hits … Continue reading Lou Bega – ‘Mambo No. 5 (A Little Bit Of…)’

Ronan Keating – ‘When You Say Nothing At All’

1 August 1999 After Robbie and Geri, here's Ronan with the latest big solo move. Okay, so a re-listen to 'When You Say Nothing At All' reveals that Ronan Keating doesn't really shlur hish wordsh as popular lampoon would have it. I think he has more in common with what we now call "cursive" singers … Continue reading Ronan Keating – ‘When You Say Nothing At All’

Ricky Martin – ‘Livin’ La Vida Loca’

25 July 1999 At the time of writing, Ricky Martin is involved in a widely-reported legal suit and counter-suit involving serious allegations against both parties, all as yet unproven. The matter has some unfortunate resonances with this particular Irish number one, so I'll try to keep things tasteful and considerate. 'Livin' La Vida Loca' was … Continue reading Ricky Martin – ‘Livin’ La Vida Loca’

Shania Twain – ‘That Don’t Impress Me Much’

20 June 1999 Obviously being a rocket scientist, Brad Pitt or car gotter pales in comparison to, taking a random example, a tall dark handsome Kerry person who speaks fluent French, runs marathons and writes sparkling, thought-provoking prose about chart-topping pop songs. Still, we should be considerate to the less impressive - right, Shania? The … Continue reading Shania Twain – ‘That Don’t Impress Me Much’