Europe – ‘The Final Countdown’

29 November 1986 Correct me if I'm doing you wrong, but I doubt any of us listen to 'The Final Countdown' for the crafted verses or insightful lyrics. No sirree, we're all here for that humungous synth riff, a signal to unleash good-natured headbanging and devil-horns hand gestures. That 'we' probably includes the band, by … Continue reading Europe – ‘The Final Countdown’

Cliff Richard and Sarah Brightman – ‘All I Ask Of You’

25 October 1986 During my Paris years I went to the Opera a couple of times, but I never saw any phantoms there. West End musicals: don't trust them! If you've visited Paris you may have taken in the sight of the Opéra Garnier, to give it its proper name, looming in opulence like a … Continue reading Cliff Richard and Sarah Brightman – ‘All I Ask Of You’

Boris Gardiner – ‘I Wanna Wake Up With You’

30 August 1986 Honestly, how this got to number one—in Ireland and the UK—is a total mystery to me. Listening to it now I was almost asleep after the first minute, and there's still another three-quarters of the song to go. God knows how anyone managed to make it down to the record store to … Continue reading Boris Gardiner – ‘I Wanna Wake Up With You’

Chris De Burgh – ‘The Lady In Red’

12 July 1986 I wouldn't credit this singer or song with as much influence as to consider it a clapback or a putting-Madonna-back-in-her-box. Still, it's pretty dispiriting that a record about a strong, independent woman making her own choices is immediately followed at number one both in Ireland and the UK by a song about … Continue reading Chris De Burgh – ‘The Lady In Red’