Britney Spears – ‘Born To Make You Happy’

22 January 2000 Our first new number one of the 2000s has a title more fitting to the 1950s. And still to come from Britney: 'I'm A Slave 4 U'; 'Overprotected'; 'I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman'; 'Toxic'. Scant retort comes from 'Stronger', with its clunky callback to the fatal loneliness of '...Baby … Continue reading Britney Spears – ‘Born To Make You Happy’

Westlife – ‘I Have a Dream’ / ‘Seasons In The Sun’

19 December 1999 How should we approach the landmark of the final Irish number one of the millennium? The same way we approached it at the time: ignore the symbolism completely and just put a Westlife single there. Not just any Westlife single, though - a double-A-side of covers of two remarkably dreadful songs. 'I … Continue reading Westlife – ‘I Have a Dream’ / ‘Seasons In The Sun’

Boyzone – ‘Every Day I Love You’

5 December 1999 Boyzone? Still? Really? Dinosaur-meets-asteroid is too vigorous an analogy, but the advent of Westlife, a prettier and squeakier-clean Boyzone but with at least two actual singers, surely made Ronan and company redundant in a swoop. This micro-drama is set within the niche confines of the Irish boyband underground. The rest of us … Continue reading Boyzone – ‘Every Day I Love You’

Westlife – ‘Flying Without Wings’

24 October 1999 Westlife again: what joy. If there's a signature Westlife song, assuming any one Westlife song can be picked out from the crowd of others, it's probably 'Flying Without Wings'. Lyrics that could double as wedding vows; vaguely gospel-spiritual musical setting; climactic key change; windswept cruciform poses in the video: check check check … Continue reading Westlife – ‘Flying Without Wings’

Lou Bega – ‘Mambo No. 5 (A Little Bit Of…)’

29 August 1999 It sounds obvious now, but I didn't realise at the time that this was essentially Perez 'Prez' Prado of 'Guaglione' Guinness ad fame scoring his second Irish number one of the '90s, garnished with some Euro-disco effects and leery lyrics. But yes, 'Mambo No. 5' ploughs the 'Guaglione' furrow until it hits … Continue reading Lou Bega – ‘Mambo No. 5 (A Little Bit Of…)’