Lou Bega – ‘Mambo No. 5 (A Little Bit Of…)’

29 August 1999 It sounds obvious now, but I didn't realise at the time that this was essentially Perez 'Prez' Prado of 'Guaglione' Guinness ad fame scoring his second Irish number one of the '90s, garnished with some Euro-disco effects and leery lyrics. But yes, 'Mambo No. 5' ploughs the 'Guaglione' furrow until it hits … Continue reading Lou Bega – ‘Mambo No. 5 (A Little Bit Of…)’

Ronan Keating – ‘When You Say Nothing At All’

1 August 1999 After Robbie and Geri, here's Ronan with the latest big solo move. Okay, so a re-listen to 'When You Say Nothing At All' reveals that Ronan Keating doesn't really shlur hish wordsh as popular lampoon would have it. I think he has more in common with what we now call "cursive" singers … Continue reading Ronan Keating – ‘When You Say Nothing At All’

Ricky Martin – ‘Livin’ La Vida Loca’

25 July 1999 At the time of writing, Ricky Martin is involved in a widely-reported legal suit and counter-suit involving serious allegations against both parties, all as yet unproven. The matter has some unfortunate resonances with this particular Irish number one, so I'll try to keep things tasteful and considerate. 'Livin' La Vida Loca' was … Continue reading Ricky Martin – ‘Livin’ La Vida Loca’

Shania Twain – ‘That Don’t Impress Me Much’

20 June 1999 Obviously being a rocket scientist, Brad Pitt or car gotter pales in comparison to, taking a random example, a tall dark handsome Kerry person who speaks fluent French, runs marathons and writes sparkling, thought-provoking prose about chart-topping pop songs. Still, we should be considerate to the less impressive - right, Shania? The … Continue reading Shania Twain – ‘That Don’t Impress Me Much’

Baz Luhrmann – ‘Everybody’s Free (To Wear Sunscreen)’

6 June 1999 The voice isn't Baz Luhrmann's but that of an Australian actor called Lee Perry. The words aren't Baz Luhrmann's either; it's the text of a 1997 column written by Chicago Tribune journalist Mary Schmich. The music barely rises above the level of a Bontempi keyboard demo setting. So, what exactly does Baz … Continue reading Baz Luhrmann – ‘Everybody’s Free (To Wear Sunscreen)’

Various Artists – ‘Candle For Kosovo’

23 May 1999 I don't remember 'Candle For Kosovo', but I remember why Kosovo was in the world headlines in 1999. A decade that had begun so optimistically, with the fall of the Berlin Wall and the European communist regimes behind it, plus the end of apartheid and the liberation of Nelson Mandela, had quickly … Continue reading Various Artists – ‘Candle For Kosovo’