Pat Shortt – ‘Jumbo Breakfast Roll’

23 February 2006 At what point in time did the chicken fillet roll replace the breakfast roll as Ireland's favourite meat-based deli-counter sandwich? Maybe this is something else we can pin on the late-'00s collapse of the Irish economy. Breakfast Roll Man, as immortalised in David McWilliams' pop economics primer The Pope's Children, stood for … Continue reading Pat Shortt – ‘Jumbo Breakfast Roll’

Shayne Ward – ‘That’s My Goal’

5 January 2006 We've had chart-toppers foisted on us by Hollywood movies, Australian soaps, Irish radio comedy skits and Scandinavian ringtones: why get het up about a popular prime-time British TV singing competition turbo-charging a mainstream pop single to number one? Loads of people did get het up about The X Factor, though - perhaps … Continue reading Shayne Ward – ‘That’s My Goal’

Mario Rosenstock – ‘Leave Right Now’

22 December 2005 Ireland's 2005 Christmas chart-topper was the fifth Irish number one to either feature or mention Roy Keane. Not since the 1979 visit of Pope John Paul II (with only three number ones) had a well-known personality so dominated our pop-cultural discourse. Two of those Roy-related number ones were Irish World Cup squad … Continue reading Mario Rosenstock – ‘Leave Right Now’

The Pussycat Dolls ft. Busta Rhymes – ‘Don’t Cha’

15 September 2005 To borrow a social media trope, I was today years old when I discovered 'Don't Cha' by the Pussycat Dolls is a cover version; it had been originally released in 2004 by former OutKast backing singer Tori Alamaze. What's more, its chorus is taken from a 1988 track called 'Swass' by none … Continue reading The Pussycat Dolls ft. Busta Rhymes – ‘Don’t Cha’

Daniel Powter – ‘Bad Day’

18 August 2005 James Blunt's 'You're Beautiful' followed at number one by its transatlantic kissing cousin, Daniel Powter's 'Bad Day', both colossal chart and radio hits: what's this as a trend of 2005? Early '90s grunge, post-Alanis late-'90s confessional rock and the cult of Jeff Buckley's 'Hallelujah' had all congealed into the '00s singer-songer: "authentic", … Continue reading Daniel Powter – ‘Bad Day’