The Flying Pickets – ‘Only You’

17 December 1983 Congratulations to anyone in early 1983 who predicted that the year's Christmas number one in the UK and Ireland would be an a cappella version of a 1982 synth-pop hit performed by a group of flamboyantly-dressed socialist actors named after their previous participation in industrial strike action. The Yazoo original, kept off … Continue reading The Flying Pickets – ‘Only You’

Tracey Ullman – ‘They Don’t Know’

29 October 1983 In an ideal world we'd be talking about Kirsty MacColl's number one single 'They Don't Know', both here and every Christmas. However, for a combination of reasons (manufacturing strikes in England, record label tensions, lack of promotion) the 1979 release of her own track didn't even chart in the UK or Ireland. … Continue reading Tracey Ullman – ‘They Don’t Know’

UB40 – ‘Red Red Wine’

10 September 1983 How many people over the years have been discouraged from listening to reggae just because their first impression of it was UB40? Millions, I reckon. They were certainly the most consistently visible—and, unfortunately, audible—reggae act throughout my teens. Not until much later in life did I realise that they were the exceptions, … Continue reading UB40 – ‘Red Red Wine’

The Police – ‘Wrapped Around Your Finger’

30 July 1983 'Every Breath You Take' at least had that guitar riff, and 'Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic' a bright piano. But 'Wrapped Around Your Finger' has no redeeming features whatsoever; it's relentlessly dreary. The three worst things about any Police track are Sting's singing, Sting's lyrics, and Sting. Here, he sounds … Continue reading The Police – ‘Wrapped Around Your Finger’

Paul Young – ‘Wherever I Lay My Hat (That’s My Home)’

23 July 1983 Paul Young's nasally-congested croon was a good fit for the type of sedate, soft-furnished soul-pop that a cautious '80s music fan may have tried before taking the plunge on an actual Sade album. However, his innate niceness doesn't sit right with this tale of a devilish cad touring the local talent; poor … Continue reading Paul Young – ‘Wherever I Lay My Hat (That’s My Home)’