16 July 1983 In today's chart world of fts n' collabs, it seems incredible that 'Moonlight Shadow' doesn't give an artist credit to its singer, or apparently not even put their name on the record cover (above). Even at the time, my small child brain was a bit confused. Not having been a '70s prog … Continue reading Mike Oldfield – ‘Moonlight Shadow’ →

2 July 1983 In the 1980s Rod Stewart was held to be a 'playboy' and a 'ladies' man', which was the 1980s way of saying that a middle-aged guy in a leopard-skin jacket getting sweaty over young blonde women was all fine and dandy. He was also Scottish, apparently, though to my young ears his … Continue reading Rod Stewart – ‘Baby Jane’ →

4 June 1983 'Every Breath You Take' is officially the most-played track on radio ever: an estimated 15 million times. What accounts for this? Probably the glossy production on Andy Summers' guitar riff, which positively glistens with richness. As a riff, though, it's sparse and sombre, so right from the start there's an intriguing tension. … Continue reading The Police – ‘Every Breath You Take’ →

14 May 1983 Continuing our drive through the badlands of '80s power ballads: 'True' by Spandau Ballet shows us that any song can be a power ballad if you bellow it loudly enough. Tony Hadley really goes full foghorn for the big moments, the first of which is literally the word "SOUND!", while the quieter … Continue reading Spandau Ballet – ‘True’ →

23 April 1983 The occasional snatches of its chorus on radio and TV for the rest of the '80s, often on some ad for a romantic hits compilation, were all I'd previously heard of 'Words' by F.R. David, and I wasn't impressed: simpering vocals, saccharine keyboards, the whole sensitive-guy routine. So, I had this down … Continue reading F.R. David – ‘Words’ →

9 April 1983 I was a bit too young to be aware of 'Let's Dance' at the time, but if the wind is right I can almost hear the groans of Bowie die-hards echoing down the years. It borrows the distinctive soaring "ah-ah-ah-AH!" of 'Twist And Shout' for its intro and the famous drum beat … Continue reading David Bowie – ‘Let’s Dance’ →

19 March 1983 We've already entered 'Take That Look Off Your Face' as evidence of Andrew Lloyd Webber's role in ringleading the '80s power ballad genre, and now comes a co-accused: Jim Steinman. In fact, 'Total Eclipse Of The Heart' may actually be the definitive '80s power ballad. Perhaps because of its all-or-nothing commitment to … Continue reading Bonnie Tyler – ‘Total Eclipse Of The Heart’ →

26 February 1983 How you feel about 'Too Shy' is a good indication of how you feel about '80s chart music in general. Fab pop? Meaningless fluff? In a way, it's both. As a song, 'Too Shy' wouldn't stand up in a light breeze, but as a record it sounds great, carefully recreating the sophisticated … Continue reading Kajagoogoo – ‘Too Shy’ →

29 January 1983 I remember seeing the video for 'Down Under' when I was small and thinking that the bit where the guy drinks out of a flower vase while his mates chug beer was the most hilarious thing ever. The song's chirpy flute and bouncy reggae beat probably reinforced my childhood belief that Men … Continue reading Men At Work – ‘Down Under’ →

22 January 1983 Two of the negatives of an '80s pop childhood in one track: Phil Collins, and encountering a song as an inferior cover version without knowing the original. Phil Collins' modus operandi was to use his cheeky-chappie persona to gain media attention for himself and his bland, middle-aged passive aggressive tracks. Here, he … Continue reading Phil Collins – ‘You Can’t Hurry Love’ →