Dermot Morgan – ‘Thank You Very Much Mr Eastwood’

28 December 1985 Nothing ages as badly as comedy, and some comedy was just bad to begin with. So, I get in the ring with this comedy record from Dermot Morgan's pre-Ted, pre-Scrap Saturday years with plenty of trepidation. Fortunately, 'Thank You Very Much Mr Eastwood' is still in much better shape than the boxer-manager … Continue reading Dermot Morgan – ‘Thank You Very Much Mr Eastwood’

Whitney Houston – ‘Saving All My Love For You’

21 December 1985 One of the great redundant questions of our time is "How will I know if he really loves me?" as asked by 1980s Whitney Houston. Well, because you're 1980s Whitney Houston! Pretty much a pinnacle of human perfectibility! Not having such vocabulary at the time, since I was only a child, I … Continue reading Whitney Houston – ‘Saving All My Love For You’

Phil Collins and Marilyn Martin – ‘Separate Lives’

14 December 1985 Phil Collins and who now? From what I can find out online, Marilyn Martin was a fresh new record company signing who, for a calling card to us pop consumers, got paired up with Collins on a romantic duet for the soundtrack to White Nights, a movie which I haven't seen but … Continue reading Phil Collins and Marilyn Martin – ‘Separate Lives’

Elton John – ‘Nikita’

16 November 1985 Trivia nerdvana alert: Backing vocals by George Michael! Guitar by Nik Kershaw! Video directed by controversial auteur Ken Russell! Video starring the same model who was in Ridley Scott's famous Apple 1984 TV commercial, and also featuring a future Bond villain henchman! All this trivia can help distract us from the terrible … Continue reading Elton John – ‘Nikita’

Jennifer Rush – ‘The Power Of Love’

19 October 1985 The nuclear power ballad arms race takes a sinister turn. At least with 'Total Eclipse Of The Heart' you get the impression that Jim Steinman and Bonnie Tyler had the functioning sense of humour and self-awareness required to deliver such OTT theatrics and striking lyrics. But Jennifer Rush's 'The Power Of Love' … Continue reading Jennifer Rush – ‘The Power Of Love’

Stevie Wonder – ‘Part-Time Lover’

5 October 1985 This sounds like it's a Hall and Oates single; that's how bad Stevie Wonder's 'Part-Time Lover' is. It's bland '80s synth-pop with no soul, no personality, and no distinctive features, made purely to cash in on name recognition and the market for cocktail-bar sonic wallpaper. We can state as fact that it's … Continue reading Stevie Wonder – ‘Part-Time Lover’