28 December 1985 Nothing ages as badly as comedy, and some comedy was just bad to begin with. So, I get in the ring with this comedy record from Dermot Morgan's pre-Ted, pre-Scrap Saturday years with plenty of trepidation. Fortunately, 'Thank You Very Much Mr Eastwood' is still in much better shape than the boxer-manager … Continue reading Dermot Morgan – ‘Thank You Very Much Mr Eastwood’
Tag: 1985
Whitney Houston – ‘Saving All My Love For You’
21 December 1985 One of the great redundant questions of our time is "How will I know if he really loves me?" as asked by 1980s Whitney Houston. Well, because you're 1980s Whitney Houston! Pretty much a pinnacle of human perfectibility! Not having such vocabulary at the time, since I was only a child, I … Continue reading Whitney Houston – ‘Saving All My Love For You’
Phil Collins and Marilyn Martin – ‘Separate Lives’
14 December 1985 Phil Collins and who now? From what I can find out online, Marilyn Martin was a fresh new record company signing who, for a calling card to us pop consumers, got paired up with Collins on a romantic duet for the soundtrack to White Nights, a movie which I haven't seen but … Continue reading Phil Collins and Marilyn Martin – ‘Separate Lives’
Wham! – ‘I’m Your Man’
7 December 1985 Stubble! This is the start of George Michael's Beard Years, an altogether more serious and adult proposition. To that end, the video for 'I'm Your Man' was shot at a rock venue (the Marquee Club in London, now gone) in black-and-white, and with a film countdown that at one point slips in … Continue reading Wham! – ‘I’m Your Man’
Feargal Sharkey – ‘A Good Heart’
23 November 1985 Maria McKee wrote 'A Good Heart' when she was only 19 - coincidentally, the same age as John O'Neill when he wrote 'Teenage Kicks'. Both those songs were sung to fame by Feargal Sharkey, and that's where the spooky similarities end, or any similarities at all. Another in my continuing series of … Continue reading Feargal Sharkey – ‘A Good Heart’
Elton John – ‘Nikita’
16 November 1985 Trivia nerdvana alert: Backing vocals by George Michael! Guitar by Nik Kershaw! Video directed by controversial auteur Ken Russell! Video starring the same model who was in Ridley Scott's famous Apple 1984 TV commercial, and also featuring a future Bond villain henchman! All this trivia can help distract us from the terrible … Continue reading Elton John – ‘Nikita’
Jennifer Rush – ‘The Power Of Love’
19 October 1985 The nuclear power ballad arms race takes a sinister turn. At least with 'Total Eclipse Of The Heart' you get the impression that Jim Steinman and Bonnie Tyler had the functioning sense of humour and self-awareness required to deliver such OTT theatrics and striking lyrics. But Jennifer Rush's 'The Power Of Love' … Continue reading Jennifer Rush – ‘The Power Of Love’
Midge Ure – ‘If I Was’
12 October 1985 It would be inaccurate to put this Midge Ure solo number one (in Ireland and the UK) down to a Band Aid dividend. For one thing, Bob Geldof didn't have any chart-topping hits after this or Live Aid. Also, Geldof was the public face of Band Aid, with Ure very much in … Continue reading Midge Ure – ‘If I Was’
Stevie Wonder – ‘Part-Time Lover’
5 October 1985 This sounds like it's a Hall and Oates single; that's how bad Stevie Wonder's 'Part-Time Lover' is. It's bland '80s synth-pop with no soul, no personality, and no distinctive features, made purely to cash in on name recognition and the market for cocktail-bar sonic wallpaper. We can state as fact that it's … Continue reading Stevie Wonder – ‘Part-Time Lover’
Bonnie Tyler – ‘Holding Out For A Hero’
28 September 1985 I knew this song as the theme to a mid-'80s US action TV show called Cover Up which was about—I'm not making this up—a CIA agent and a Special Forces operative who masquerade as a fashion photographer and a model to travel around the world and help American citizens in trouble. Oh, … Continue reading Bonnie Tyler – ‘Holding Out For A Hero’
