Westlife – ‘I Have a Dream’ / ‘Seasons In The Sun’

19 December 1999 How should we approach the landmark of the final Irish number one of the millennium? The same way we approached it at the time: ignore the symbolism completely and just put a Westlife single there. Not just any Westlife single, though - a double-A-side of covers of two remarkably dreadful songs. 'I … Continue reading Westlife – ‘I Have a Dream’ / ‘Seasons In The Sun’

Boyzone – ‘Every Day I Love You’

5 December 1999 Boyzone? Still? Really? Dinosaur-meets-asteroid is too vigorous an analogy, but the advent of Westlife, a prettier and squeakier-clean Boyzone but with at least two actual singers, surely made Ronan and company redundant in a swoop. This micro-drama is set within the niche confines of the Irish boyband underground. The rest of us … Continue reading Boyzone – ‘Every Day I Love You’

Ronan Keating – ‘When You Say Nothing At All’

1 August 1999 After Robbie and Geri, here's Ronan with the latest big solo move. Okay, so a re-listen to 'When You Say Nothing At All' reveals that Ronan Keating doesn't really shlur hish wordsh as popular lampoon would have it. I think he has more in common with what we now call 'cursive' singers … Continue reading Ronan Keating – ‘When You Say Nothing At All’

Ricky Martin – ‘Livin’ La Vida Loca’

25 July 1999 At the time of writing, Ricky Martin is involved in a widely-reported legal suit and counter-suit involving serious allegations against both parties, all as yet unproven. The matter has some unfortunate resonances with this particular Irish number one, so I'll try to keep things tasteful and considerate. 'Livin' La Vida Loca' was … Continue reading Ricky Martin – ‘Livin’ La Vida Loca’

Shania Twain – ‘That Don’t Impress Me Much’

20 June 1999 Obviously being a rocket scientist, Brad Pitt or car gotter pales in comparison to, taking a random example, a tall dark handsome Kerry person who speaks fluent French, runs marathons and writes sparkling, thought-provoking prose about chart-topping pop songs. Still, we should be considerate to the less impressive - right, Shania? The … Continue reading Shania Twain – ‘That Don’t Impress Me Much’

Baz Luhrmann – ‘Everybody’s Free (To Wear Sunscreen)’

6 June 1999 The voice isn't Baz Luhrmann's but that of an Australian actor called Lee Perry. The words aren't Baz Luhrmann's either; it's the text of a 1997 column written by Chicago Tribune journalist Mary Schmich. So, what exactly does Baz Luhrmann do here? Maybe 'Baz Luhrmann Presents' on the single sleeve (above) is … Continue reading Baz Luhrmann – ‘Everybody’s Free (To Wear Sunscreen)’