Christina Aguilera – ‘Beautiful’

1 March 2003 Being from Kerry, I've never been burdened with false modesty or even true modesty. Still, I've read somewhere that the rest of you need a boost to team morale from time to time. I'm especially mindful that there's a whole military-industrial-fashion-cosmetic complex out there whose sole purpose is to make women and … Continue reading Christina Aguilera – ‘Beautiful’

T.A.T.u. – ‘All The Things She Said’

1 February 2003 Let's be clear: no one for a minute thought that T.A.T.u. and 'All The Things She Said' was any sort of considered, supportive depiction of real-world same-sex relationships. It was a Russian record producer called Ivan Shapovalov getting two young singers, aged 17 and 19 at the time, to cosplay as the … Continue reading T.A.T.u. – ‘All The Things She Said’

Girls Aloud – ‘Sound Of The Underground’

11 January 2003 Girls Aloud are the best pop group of this century, and the string of '00s singles they had with the writer-producer team of Xenomania is the most thrilling run of chart hits since '80s Madonna and Prince. 'Biology': the song with four choruses! 'Call The Shots' and 'Can't Speak French': worthy of … Continue reading Girls Aloud – ‘Sound Of The Underground’