Lily Allen – ‘Somewhere Only We Know’

21 November 2013 They said it couldn't be done. However, on a TV commercial just now I've heard a sad cover version of the ultimate '90s dayglo Eurodance banger, 2 Unlimited's 'No Limits'. I think it was an ad for some telecommunications product and its generous user tariff, hence the connection. (Correction: it's actually for … Continue reading Lily Allen – ‘Somewhere Only We Know’

Eminem ft. Rihanna – ‘The Monster’

7 November 2013 Even though the year was dominated by 'Blurred Lines', 2013 couldn't pass without the O.G. crassness of Eminem. His singles this year include 'Berzerk' (with sexist slurs and a cheap diss of a female celebrity), 'Survival' (sexist slurs) and 'Rap God' (homophobic slurs and a cheap diss of a female celebrity), all … Continue reading Eminem ft. Rihanna – ‘The Monster’

One Direction – ‘Story Of My Life’

31 October 2013 When I grow up and become mature, I plan to move away from writing about Ireland's bad music purchases into doing something more respected and respectable, like crime. For boybands, maturity tends to mean wearing suits and singing sentimental ballads about being married. In the '90s this meant piano ones by The … Continue reading One Direction – ‘Story Of My Life’

Finbar Furey – ‘The Last Great Love Song’

29 August 2013 Finbar Furey top of the charts, Johnny Logan at number three... was there an '80s-Ireland revival in August 2013 that I wasn't aware of? Not quite, but nor do I remember The Hit, an RTÉ talent show series in which each week budding songwriters competed to have their composition sung by one … Continue reading Finbar Furey – ‘The Last Great Love Song’

Robin Thicke ft. T.I. and Pharrell – ‘Blurred Lines’

16 May 2013 [Content warning: sexual aggression; sexual assault.] Hashtags! That was my immediate reaction while I first encountered 'Blurred Lines'. It was a Sunday morning, I had a music TV channel on while eating breakfast and reading the papers, and the video started. Those full-screen hashtags of artist and track title had caught my … Continue reading Robin Thicke ft. T.I. and Pharrell – ‘Blurred Lines’