Paul McCartney – ‘Pipes Of Peace’

21 January 1984 Okay, so 'Ebony And Ivory' didn't work out so well. But here's Paul McCartney with another attempt at his own 'Imagine'-esque signature anthem. What's more, it's about peace, because it's not just John who can write songs about peace, y'know! For added effect, this was released in early December 1983 and the … Continue reading Paul McCartney – ‘Pipes Of Peace’

The Flying Pickets – ‘Only You’

17 December 1983 Congratulations to anyone in early 1983 who predicted that the year's Christmas number one in the UK and Ireland would be an a cappella version of a 1982 synth-pop hit performed by a group of flamboyantly-dressed socialist actors named after their previous participation in industrial strike action. The Yazoo original, kept off … Continue reading The Flying Pickets – ‘Only You’

Tracey Ullman – ‘They Don’t Know’

29 October 1983 In an ideal world we'd be talking about Kirsty MacColl's number one single 'They Don't Know', both here and every Christmas. However, for a combination of reasons (manufacturing strikes in England, record label tensions, lack of promotion) the 1979 release of her own track didn't even chart in the UK or Ireland. … Continue reading Tracey Ullman – ‘They Don’t Know’

UB40 – ‘Red Red Wine’

10 September 1983 How many people over the years have been discouraged from listening to reggae just because their first impression of it was UB40? Millions, I reckon. They were certainly the most consistently visible—and, unfortunately, audible—reggae act throughout my teens. Not until much later in life did I realise that they were the exceptions, … Continue reading UB40 – ‘Red Red Wine’

The Police – ‘Wrapped Around Your Finger’

30 July 1983 'Every Breath You Take' at least had that guitar riff, and 'Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic' a bright piano. But 'Wrapped Around Your Finger' has no redeeming features whatsoever; it's relentlessly dreary. The three worst things about any Police track are Sting's singing, Sting's lyrics, and Sting. Here, he sounds … Continue reading The Police – ‘Wrapped Around Your Finger’