Matt Cardle – ‘When We Collide’

16 December 2010 A year after the 'Killing In The Name' eejitry of Christmas 2009, had everyone copped themselves on? Not at all. It kicked off again for Christmas 2010 when that year's X Factor winner's single, this retitled cover of Biffy Clyro's 'Many Of Horror', was greeted with another online campaign: get the original … Continue reading Matt Cardle – ‘When We Collide’

The Beatles – ‘Day Tripper’ / ‘We Can Work It Out’

19 December 1965 I find the 'Day Tripper' riff useful for tuning a guitar. Otherwise, I've never really warmed to this particular Beatles hit. The clunky chorus pay-off of "To find out / And I found out!" has the same this'll-do anti-energy as their other occasional hits-to-order, like 'Can't Buy Me Love' and 'Help!'. Snazzy … Continue reading The Beatles – ‘Day Tripper’ / ‘We Can Work It Out’

The Beatles – ‘I Feel Fine’

18 December 1964 Our first actual Beatles music video! The literal-minded treatment for 'I Feel Fine' is to have the lads mime the song with some gym equipment. John and Paul are try-hard larkish. George looks uncomfortable and chances singing into a punchbag like a microphone. Naturally, Ringo as the coolest Beatle—fact—steals the show. I … Continue reading The Beatles – ‘I Feel Fine’

Joe McElderry – ‘The Climb’

17 December 2009 Alexandra Burke's X Factor winner's-single cover version of 'Hallelujah' was the 2008 Christmas number one in the UK and Ireland, fending off Jeff Buckley's cover version of 'Hallelujah' at no. 2 there and no. 8 here. I don't recall if the Buckley-buyers were an organised opposition movement or just random shoppers. Interestingly, … Continue reading Joe McElderry – ‘The Climb’

Cliff Richard and The Shadows – ‘Don’t Talk To Him’

20 December 1963 Uh-oh. Here's Cliff with his first Irish Christmas number one. Thankfully, 'Don't Talk To Him' isn't his latter-day Jesus-based creepery like 'Mistletoe And Wine' but instead the unlikely tale of a male hater fibbing to Cliff's girl that he's playing the field by "walking round with Sue and Jean". Listen up, haters: … Continue reading Cliff Richard and The Shadows – ‘Don’t Talk To Him’

Elvis Presley – ‘Return To Sender’

14 December 1962 Elvis again, with a landmark Irish chart-topper again: 'Return To Sender' is Ireland's first official Christmas number one. And if you think that doesn't sound too festive, return to sender is what I do with your Christmas cards. (Also, there's an Elves Presley joke in there somewhere.) Anyway, as with 'She's Not … Continue reading Elvis Presley – ‘Return To Sender’

Leon Jackson – ‘When You Believe’

20 December 2007 The 2007 series of The X Factor wasn't a vintage year: no dazzling winner like Leona Lewis, no breakout finalist like One Direction or Olly Murs, not even a people's leftfield favourite like Jedward. Small-boyish Leon from Scotland beat big-boyish Rhydian from Wales, the two of them essentially distinguishable only by the … Continue reading Leon Jackson – ‘When You Believe’

Leona Lewis – ‘A Moment Like This’

21 December 2006 Here's another example of British TV dominating Ireland's pop-cultural marketplace: the X Factor winner's single was now as much an automatic Irish chart event as a UK one. And lest you think this was all just enthusiastic Irish boyband balladry fans lapping up the Irish boyband balladry style whatever the source, the … Continue reading Leona Lewis – ‘A Moment Like This’

Mario Rosenstock – ‘Leave Right Now’

22 December 2005 Ireland's 2005 Christmas chart-topper was the fifth Irish number one to either feature or mention Roy Keane. Not since the 1979 visit of Pope John Paul II (with only three number ones) had a well-known personality so dominated our pop-cultural discourse. Two of those Roy-related number ones were Irish World Cup squad … Continue reading Mario Rosenstock – ‘Leave Right Now’