18 September 2008 Those of you following Irish Number Ones on the socials will know 'Mr Brightside'-Watch, my weekly bemusement at how The Killers' most famous track is still in the Irish singles chart but without ever having got higher than no. 42 in Ireland. I mention it here because (a) talking helps me cope, … Continue reading Kings Of Leon – ‘Sex On Fire’ →

9 August 1963 Elvis fans: do you stick to the '50s pre-army rock n' roll stuff, i.e. Good Elvis, or are you seriously telling me you stan for Daniel O'Donnell Elvis too? I had forgotten this lump of kitsch misogyny, on which Elvis does his Elvis impersonation while wading up to his knees in fetid … Continue reading Elvis Presley – ‘(You’re The) Devil In Disguise’ →

2 August 1963 I see the silent majority of Irish record buyers in 1963 have put another bout of Frank Ifield's country-tinged yodelling at the top of our charts. There's one in the eye for all you long-haired Beatlemaniacs! Like Ifield's 'Lovesick Blues' the previous year, 'I'm Confessin'' benefits from Norrie Paramor's sumptuous orchestral production: … Continue reading Frank Ifield – ‘I’m Confessin” →

5 July 1963 It's odd to think of music fans in 1963 experiencing The Beatles as part of a wave of Merseybeat bands from something as provincial as the Liverpool club scene. What's more, not only did Gerry and The Pacemakers have an official UK number one before The Beatles did, but their first three … Continue reading Gerry and The Pacemakers – ‘I Like It’ →

21 August 2008 There's something irresistibly exuberant and positive about a young woman singing "I kissed a girl and I liked it!" as the chorus of a smash-hit number one single. Also, experimentation and fluidity are natural and valuable parts of any person's sexuality. How unfortunate, then, that here it's all immediately qualified, even undermined, … Continue reading Katy Perry – ‘I Kissed A Girl’ →

14 June 1963 Never mind the Beatles, here's Ireland's favourite music star of the time. In June 1963, American country crooner Jim Reeves was on an extensive tour of Ireland. Of the contemporary reports that are available online today, we can read how his dissatisfaction with the venue's piano meant Reeves refused to go on … Continue reading Jim Reeves – ‘Welcome To My World’ →

24 July 2008 "George W. Bush music" is what a friend of mine once called Kid Rock's 'All Summer Long'. I must admit, that's a great quip. The record? No so great. If you had forgotten 'All Summer Long'—and apologies for reminding you—its load-bearing parts are the guitar riff from 'Sweet Home Alabama' and the … Continue reading Kid Rock – ‘All Summer Long’ →

10 July 2008 A second Eurodance number one of the year, and a second by Basshunter to boot: you people of Ireland 2008 really were determined to give it one last Celtic Tiger fling before the bad times rolled in. (Already by this point, people in my then-domicile of Paris were asking me concerned questions … Continue reading Basshunter – ‘All I Ever Wanted’ →

7 June 1963 To illustrate how deadening Cliff Richard is to any song in his vicinity, here we have the benefit of comparison. Lieber & Stoller's 'Lucky Lips' was originally a 1957 hit for the '50s queen of US R&B, Ruth Brown. Her rich, swaggering voice and the track's purring bass sax make great hay … Continue reading Cliff Richard and The Shadows – ‘Lucky Lips’ →

24 May 1963 If you had the UK version of the TCM Movies channel on your tellybox, you may remember their weekday-western trailer which included that unlikely gun-slingin' leading man Roy Orbison toting a guitar that also fires rifle-shot. And even so, the weirdest thing about that clip from 1967 musical comedy western The Fastest … Continue reading Roy Orbison – ‘In Dreams’ →