25 October 2019 Did 'Dance Monkey' serve as aversion therapy by somehow flushing a taste for bad hits out of our systems? My recollection of the late-2019 and 2020 charts is of, if not quite a mini golden age, then a notable post-'Dance Monkey' uptick in quality from that particular low and the generally dreary, … Continue reading Regard – ‘Ride It’ →

30 August 2019 Gotye, Iggy Azalea, Yolanda Be Cool & DCUP, Sia... the '10s brought us a clutch of fleeting and idiosyncratic chart-topping acts from Australia. Now here, in the final year of the decade, is the most fleeting and idiosyncratic of the lot, with perhaps the most divisive track of all. Today's globalised online … Continue reading Tones And I – ‘Dance Monkey’ →

28 June 2019 Time was, Kylie and Jason could sing a chart-topping romantic duet in the afterglow of a ratings-smash TV marriage and we'd all enthusiastically go: "Are they? Aren't they? Of course they are!" Today, in our cynical Internet age, such a scenario would be immediately dismissed as a celebrity fauxmance. That was the … Continue reading Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello – ‘Señorita’ →

17 May 2019 Ed Sheeran spoke publicly in 2019 about suffering from social anxiety, the explicitly-stated theme of 'I Don't Care'. If the song helps you process or manage social anxiety too, or gets you through a challenging occasion, that's fair enough. I won't snark on you or this harmless track, in which the two … Continue reading Ed Sheeran and Justin Bieber – ‘I Don’t Care’ →

10 May 2019 Lewis Capaldi's second chart-topping single within two months, and with another to follow by the end of the year, means he dominates the Irish number one spot in 2019 the way Ed Sheeran did in 2017. That's the only direct comparison I'll make between the two; Capaldi's more robust songs and style … Continue reading Lewis Capaldi – ‘Hold Me While You Wait’ →

12 April 2019 For chart stat purposes, the 'Old Town Road' that went to number one in Ireland is the solo Lil Nas X one. The well-known version with Billy Ray Cyrus, video and all, may have helped drive the song's popularity and topped the US charts, but in Ireland is considered a remix that … Continue reading Lil Nas X – ‘Old Town Road’ →

1 March 2019 I have a bit of time for Lewis Capaldi. He clearly has a sense of humour; the video for his 2022 single 'Forget Me' is an unlikely shot-for-shot recreation of the video for Wham!'s 'Club Tropicana'. He's had to deal with a crushing public episode of mental health difficulties while onstage at … Continue reading Lewis Capaldi – ‘Someone You Loved’ →

15 February 2019 The word 'bored' in the title of Ariana Grande's third chart-topping track in three months is an open goal, and I'm not one to turn down a tap-in. ‘Break Up With Your Girlfriend, I’m Bored’ also follows the Taylor Swift playbook of leaning into Ari's public private life, with flavours of bad-girl … Continue reading Ariana Grande – ‘Break Up With Your Girlfriend, I’m Bored’ →

25 January 2019 When Tattoos Go Wrong is always great entertainment for the schadenfreude in our hearts. To tie in with the release of her hip-hop track '7 Rings' and its Japanese-themed video, Ariana Grande got herself a tattoo of the song's title in Japanese characters. However, it turned out that the phrase in Japanese … Continue reading Ariana Grande – ‘7 Rings’ →