12 July 1973 I thought I knew Slade's ''Skweeze Me, Pleeze Me'. Turns out I didn't. Perhaps I simply forgot it. Anyway, it's here now, on my nerves. If you don't know it but you're already familiar with Slade, don't bother. 'Skweeze Me, Pleeze Me' is AI Slade: a familiar-sounding verse and chorus of screeching … Continue reading Slade – ‘Skweeze Me, Pleeze Me’ →

28 June 1973 Rubber bullets were developed by the British Ministry of Defence, and their first use was by the British Army in Northern Ireland. Ostensibly non-fatal rounds for dealing with riots and public disorder by being fired at the ground in front of people's legs, rubber bullets soon proved to be responsible for deaths … Continue reading 10cc – ‘Rubber Bullets’ →

7 June 1973 Considering the volume of songs about rose-like women from various Irish places—off the top of my head there's Mooncoin, Allendale, Clare, Castlerea and especially my home town of Tralee—it's odd that only three chart-topping singles in Ireland have 'rose' in the title, and none of them are those well-known Irish ballads. The … Continue reading Danny Doyle – ‘Daisy A Day’ →

31 May 1973 Christmas already, is it? At this point, in May 1973, the Wizzard sound wasn't yet synonymous with the festive classic they would release at the end of that year. Here on the far side of 'I Wish It Could Be Christmas Every Day', though, it's a challenge for me to peer through … Continue reading Wizzard – ‘See My Baby Jive’ →

19 April 1973 The protagonist of this massive early-'70s US hit isn't returning from a tour of duty in Vietnam or protesting the proposed felling of trees for Dublin bus corridors. He's just been released from prison, the second verse makes clear. Don't panic, though. While our late-'60s pop felons, like Tom Jones in 'Delilah' … Continue reading Dawn ft. Tony Orlando – ‘Tie a Yellow Ribbon Round the Ole Oak Tree’ →

29 March 1973 Okay, 'Get Down' is not really about a dog. That would merely be a dad joke. Instead, this is a whole Dad Stand-Up Comedy Special, baby! So, we have a song called 'Get Down' that sounds funky so you think it's about getting down on the dancefloor, but then it starts off … Continue reading Gilbert O’Sullivan – ‘Get Down’ →

15 March 1973 You made it. At least we know now that your parental control settings aren't on, and that this sort of language is par for the course with your web browsing. Anyway, welcome: hope you're not at work. Spicy title spelling aside, my main surprise with an attentive full listen to 'Cum On … Continue reading Slade – ‘Cum On Feel The Noize’ →

1 March 1973 'I Know You're Married But I Love You Still' was co-written by Dolly Parton, and among its recordings is a duet by her with her long-time double-act partner Porter Wagoner. The shortened title of Big Tom's version seems like an effort to ensure provincial '70s Ireland didn't think this was a song … Continue reading Big Tom and The Mainliners – ‘I Love You Still’ →

15 February 1973 You'll find it easily enough online - The Sweet performing 'Block Buster!' on the 1973 Top Of The Pops Christmas special with bassist Steve Priest dressed as a camp Nazi in Kaiser Bill spiked helmet and retrospectively-blurred-out swastika armband. Both versions, in fact: there's an alternate take, not on the official Sweet … Continue reading The Sweet – ‘Block Buster!’ →

18 January 1973 Leave the kid out of this. Little Jimmy Osmond simply stands in a line of cutesy and precocious child performers, from Shirley Temple to whatever senior infant is currently wowing 'em on social media, and that strand of light entertainment has thrived since the days of vaudeville and music hall. Here in … Continue reading Little Jimmy Osmond – ‘Long Haired Lover From Liverpool’ →